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  For Drew and Maya, with love for who you choose to be, who you aspire to become, and who you’ll always be, no matter what

  1

  Clara

  About four years ago, when I was thirteen and still prone to crying spells, my mother liked to show off her so-called wisdom by telling me that every teenage girl sometimes feels like a freak of nature. She claimed that every adolescent worries that everyone’s staring at her, and every girl at some point has believed that no one likes her and that she’ll never belong.

  And sometimes I would just listen and try to believe her, but then this one time (I guess it was the last time she gave the speech) I said, “And does every teenage girl sometimes feel like she has a super-ugly ninety-pound tumor sticking out of her butt?”

  And then the tumor started crying, and I felt pretty bad, but not bad enough to apologize.

  That was a long time ago, and I have matured somewhat. I’m nicer to my sister now. Nicer to everyone, I guess, or at least I’m trying. I mean, I’m still pretty angry, but what are you going to do? It’s nobody’s fault, the way things are.

  But back then I kind of thought, If I’m so miserable, shouldn’t she be miserable too? I mean, we’re supposed to share everything, right?

  We were already sharing the lower end of our spinal column, and sensations in the lower halves of our bodies. We had two totally separate upper halves—two heads, two faces, two sets of arms, the whole works. And for that matter, we also had two full pairs of legs and feet. But we were joined together at the midpoint, in basically a back-to-back position—or butt-to-butt, if you want to get all technical about it. While our stomachs were separate, our guts were, according to the world’s leading medical experts, as tangled together as a vat of discarded Christmas tree lights, and partially fused.

  We were two complete, full-size people, with two normal, fully functioning brains; and yet, if she ate too much pizza, we both felt a little unwell. If the doctor touched my foot, Hailey could feel it. And if I called myself a hopeless, unlovable freak, well, I supposed Hailey could feel that, too. But only if I said it out loud.

  • • •

  And so it was that when we learned a new boy would be entering our senior class, and every girl in our tiny rural school started speculating and gossiping about him—finally, a fresh boyfriend prospect, for the first time in more than a year!—I refrained from pointing out to Hailey that this was hardly any concern of ours.

  Not that it was easy to hold my tongue. Sunday afternoon, the day before he was supposed to show up, we were sitting back-to-back on our bed, cross-legged, our laptops open in front of us. I was trying to concentrate on calculus, but she kept bursting out with these random nonsense questions, like, “So, what color do you think his eyes will be?” or “Do you think he’ll speak any second languages?”

  And I just kept laughing at her, but it made me want to scream, because it was like Hailey had no idea who she was. When I looked in the mirror, I saw what anyone else would see: a bizarre eight-limbed creature that probably shouldn’t have survived the womb. But Hailey acted as if, through a strange mental glitch, she could look in the mirror and see some lovely, fascinating nymphet. And this hallucination was so real to her, she thought everyone else could see it too. Even boys.

  I’m not saying I hadn’t thought about them. It was hard not to, when at any given moment half our school was either making out in the hallways or discussing the latest school dance. Out here in entertainment-forsaken Bear Pass, school dances were the second-most-popular social events, surpassed only by hanging out at the Taco Bell parking lot with pilfered beers and cigarettes.

  So yeah, sometimes I would fantasize about a European exchange student showing up, brilliant and witty, cheerfully amused by our small-town high jinks, with a mind as open as the night sky. I guessed Hailey had her own version of the fantasy (less cheerfully amused, more brooding and dangerous), but even if both versions showed up, so what?

  Seriously, who do you think would be the best boyfriend for a girl sharing part of her spinal column with her sister? Be honest.

  Exactly.

  2

  Hailey

  Normal, normal, normal. It’s this idiotic mantra around our house. We claim we’re normal. We build our lives around that lie. It’s why we can’t go anywhere, or do much of anything. If we did, we’d come up against the truth.

  A hundred years ago, if you were a conjoined twin, nobody was like, Oh, sweetie, you’re just like everybody else, you’re totally normal, and your life is going to be totally normal, rah, rah, rah!

  Hell no. They were like, You know what, we’re going to put you onstage, maybe teach you a little singing and dancing if you’re lucky, and then make people pay to see this bizarre and amazing spectacle! And we’re going to keep all the money for ourselves! Mwaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  It was evil, but at least it was honest, and I’m pretty sure it must have been fun sometimes. Traveling the world, playing the saxophone, meeting giants and bearded ladies.

  But that’s not us. We have to live in this itty-bitty place where everyone knows us, so nobody will stare or freak out at the sight of us. Because, you know, if we freaked somebody out, that would apparently cause us to drop dead or something.

  When we heard about the new guy coming to Bear Pass, I could tell Clara’s first instinct was to worry about it. Like, what happens when he sees us? Will he scream? Will he faint? Will everyone else suddenly realize that we’ve been monsters all along?

  But me, I just hoped he would turn out to be someone interesting. Because I really needed a few more interesting people in my life.

  “You know he’s going to ask us all those questions,” Clara said at one point, leaning over her shoulder to talk while we worked on our homework. “All the same ones that everybody else always asks. Don’t you hate that?”

  “Better that he asks,” I said. “Remember when Vanessa moved here, freshman year? She was too afraid to ask anything, but you could just feel her wondering all the time. It was way worse.”

  “Was it, though?”

  “You know what we should do?” I said. “We should type up a list of our Frequently Asked Questions. We can hand it to him the first time we see him. Get it all out of the way and move on.”

  “If you do that,” Clara said, “I will stab you with a fork.”

  “Yeah, we wouldn’t want the new guy to think the conjoined twins are weird or anything.”

  But I typed them up anyway, just for fun.

  Clara and Hailey’s Frequently Asked Questions

  Question: How did it happen?

  My answer: We were in a helicopter accident in Panama, and at the moment of impact, the heat and force fused our backs together.

  Clara’s answer: Actually, identical twins happen when one sperm fertilizes one egg, but then the cells divide and separate and become two people. In our case, we didn’t quite separate all the way.

  Question: Does it bother you when people stare?

  My answer: Yeah, Emma Watson and I text each other about it constantly. We’re both thinking about trying to become less beautiful so people will leave us alone.

  Clara’s answer: Yeah.

  Question: Don’t you hate never being able to get away from each other or have any privacy?

  My answer: Don’t you hate never being able to flap your wings and fl
y? Or breathe underwater? Don’t you hate sometimes having to be alone?

  Clara’s answer: It’s true, we all get used to the bodies we have, right? You probably can’t jump as high as an NBA player, but how often does it ever bother you? Being attached is just normal for us. We only wish it didn’t seem so weird to everyone else.

  My follow-up answer: But seriously, how can you deal with sometimes having to be alone? I can’t even imagine what that must feel like. It must be unbearable sometimes. It must make you wish you could surgically attach yourself to another person so you wouldn’t ever have to be alone. Doesn’t it?

  Doesn’t it?

  3

  Clara

  When we got to school on Monday, Juanita was in the parking lot, scrolling through messages on her phone as she waited for us. As soon as we started our slow, awkward shuffle down the ramp of the family minivan, she put the phone away and started talking.

  “Clara, what did you get on that last physics problem? I’m not sure if I did it right.”

  Hailey was going first down the ramp, with me backing out after her, so I couldn’t see Juanita’s face, but I could hear her anxiety. I wasn’t sure why, but Juanita always seemed to be haunted by the thought of getting even one problem wrong.

  “Why didn’t you call me?” I asked as I backed down the ramp.

  “More importantly,” Hailey said, “have you seen the new guy?”

  “Yeah, I saw him at Mollie’s Market. Will you look at my equations during morning break?”

  “What’s he look like?” Hailey demanded.

  “Not your type,” Juanita assured her. We reached the sidewalk and stood beside her, angled so we could both see her. Although our anatomy puts us back-to-back, Hailey and I have stretched ourselves toward each other over the years, so we can both face in pretty nearly the same direction at the same time.

  Juanita’s thick black hair fell across her shoulders and halfway to her elbows in smooth, glossy perfection. She was president of our class and of half a dozen student clubs, and she was in every honors class that the school offered, but no matter how late at night she finished her homework, she always got up early enough to have amazing hair.

  “More details,” Hailey demanded.

  “He’s tall,” Juanita said, “and kind of cute, I guess, but he’s got one of those really sweet-looking, smiley kinds of faces. Blue eyes, I think. Too sunny for you. No clouds, no dark and stormy secrets. Sort of light brown, almost blond hair.” She narrowed her eyes at me. “Pretty much the same as Clara’s hair color, actually.”

  “Ah!” said Hailey. “What do they call that color again? Dishwater? Fish washer? Wishy-washy?”

  I shook my head, smiling despite myself. “You know, your hair is the same color as mine, Hailey.”

  “No, it’s not,” she said, “because I have enough sense to dye mine. My hair color is a sign of my taste and good judgment. Yours is just lazy.”

  What you have to understand about my sister is that Hailey is a pink-haired, tattooed conjoined twin. Yup, let me say it again—a pink-haired, tattooed conjoined twin. Her hair, in case I didn’t mention this before, is pink. Like she’s afraid that otherwise no one is going to notice her. Like she might not have any chance of standing out in a crowd if she didn’t have pink hair. (The tattoo is just a butterfly on her shoulder. I wouldn’t let her get one on her ankle, because I can feel what happens to her ankle, and I’ve heard tattoos are really painful, so I vetoed that. But the shoulder, while I may not approve, is her own body, to abuse as she wishes. Even if spending two hours at a tattoo parlor adjoining a grimy local bar, where Dad secretly snuck us while Mom was away one weekend, is not exactly my idea of a good time.)

  “My hair is natural,” I said, “and at least it doesn’t make me look insane.”

  My dad, from the driver’s seat of the minivan, gave a honk and a wave. I knew he had been listening to our debate, but he’d learned years ago that it’s better not to get involved. So he just called out, “Bye, girls. Have a good day!”

  We all waved back.

  “Anyway,” Hailey said to Juanita as we started walking toward the classrooms, “do you think wishy-washy hair is something you can work with?”

  Juanita looked from side to side, as if she thought Hailey were talking to someone else. “What, me? Am I a hairstylist now? What do you want me to do about Clara’s hair?”

  “No, I’m talking about the new guy. So his hair is a bad color. But is he cute? Do you think you might like him anyway?”

  “Oh.” Juanita laughed. “No, I’m not in the market.”

  “Come on,” Hailey said, “I’ve done the math. Not counting the new guy, there are forty-three guys in our senior class. You won’t date anyone who’s not in the honors track, so that brings it to thirteen. One is your cousin, three of them you’ve dated, four are jerks, two are idiots, Timmy still thinks fart jokes are funny, and you’ve lived next door to Keith forever, so he’s practically a relative. That leaves Chris or the new guy, depending on his stats. But you know most of the other girls have done similar math, so when he shows up at school today, he’s going to be like a marked-down game station on Black Friday. If you want in there, you can’t sit around pondering the pros and cons.”

  Oh, thank God, I thought. She wants him for Juanita, not for herself.

  “Wow,” Juanita said, “is that the advanced math you were working on while Clara did your calculus for you? I mean, I appreciate it and all, but after that last fiasco, I’m done with boys for good.”

  “Really?” Hailey perked up. “Why didn’t you say so? I’ve been wanting to have a lesbian friend.”

  Juanita grinned. “Actually, I just meant that I’m done with boys, because at this point I’m holding out for a man. I’m done with all the high school crap. Like, when we’re alone, he can look me in the eyes and talk to me about real stuff, but then we go to a party and he’s chugging beer and laughing at his friends’ juvenile jokes about my boobs? God, you guys, I am so done with that.”

  I knew that Juanita had been briefly hopeful that her last boyfriend, Leif, had matured into a sensitive soul, rather than being the immature goofball we knew at school; and she’d been crushed when she’d realized the truth. Still, sometimes I had to work pretty hard at feeling bad for her. At least she had dated someone.

  Hailey and I shuffled forward in our usual way, which is not the most graceful thing you’ve ever seen, but also not as bad as you might think. We have, after all, had years of practice, and we’re able to walk pretty much side by side, though we’re angled slightly away from each other. Luckily, everybody at school knows us, so we don’t have to worry about them rubbernecking. As we approached the school’s central row of classrooms, other students streamed around us like they would around anybody else.

  “Anyway,” Juanita said after a moment, “maybe college will be better. In a lot of ways, actually.” She looked around at the school hallway, all the kids we’d known forever in their jeans and sweatshirts, laughing, pushing one another, a few of them mashed up against each other and making googly eyes. “Sometimes I can’t think about anything but busting the gates and getting out of this place, once and for all.”

  My throat tightened.

  Juanita stopped suddenly, looking at me. “Crap, no, I didn’t mean it like that. I’ll visit you guys all the time. And you should come visit me too, wherever I end up. Seriously, you can do that. Maybe even . . .” Her eyes swept searchingly across my face. My whole body felt tight and closed. “Never mind,” she said. “Don’t listen to me. There’s nothing wrong with Bear Pass. I’m just in a mood.”

  She glanced at her phone. “Listen, I’ve got to try to catch Marina really quick before class. I’ll catch up with you guys, okay?”

  She ran off, while Hailey and I continued toward our first-period class and I tried not to think about the prospect of Juanita getting out of this place, once and for all.

  We’d always known she would leave. It was just that g
raduation and college used to seem so far away, and now they were looming ever closer.

  Up ahead a Giganotosaurus-size poster covered the side wall of the secondary bank of classrooms, where we were headed. It was decorated in big bubbly letters and in all the colors of the rainbow. I was angled to see it a little better than Hailey could, and I tried to keep us that way.

  Ladies! the poster shrieked. Got your eye on a hot guy? Don’t know how to catch his eye? Now’s your chance! Get pumped for the Sadie Hawkins dance! Boys, sit back and relax. It’s your turn to wait to be asked!

  In the roundness of the letters, and in the size of the exclamation points, you could just hear some cheerleader bubbling over with forced glee, as if her life depended on it. Around the corner, I could see the edge of another poster, almost as big as the first. I wondered if the cheerleaders had stayed up all night making these things.

  I hoped that Hailey would somehow not see it, but no such luck. “What do you think?” she asked, nodding toward the poster.

  To the best of my knowledge, it was the first time our school had ever had a Sadie Hawkins dance. I wondered if I had some secret enemy who had come up with this idea just to spite me. If so, they were pretty smart, because this was perfectly designed to tempt my sister into humiliating us both. She had been known to flirt with guys, but she had never gone so far as to ask anyone out. But she’d never had an opening quite like this. And she didn’t seem to grasp the fact that even if certain boys were maybe nice to us and friendly and even seemed to treat us almost like regular people, it did not mean that they would ever in a million years view us as actual girls.

  So my instinct was obviously to knock Hailey unconscious and keep her gagged and bound in a secret hiding place until after the dance, but with great restraint I responded, “I’m just trying to figure out whether the rhymes and near-rhymes were intentional, and if so, whether they shouldn’t have tried for better meter.”